10/10 would star comment again b/c genius

Oh my god, David, let it go. We KNOW you have an awesome job, and we're like, happy for you? But seriously, leave it ALONE or we're never inviting you to brunch again.

My sturdy Slavic ankles are with you.

Gawd, where is Ginger with the popcorn when you need her?

Someone brought one of those giant cartons into my office a few months ago, and it was gone in a day. One damn day. Granted, my department has about 20 people, but still. One eight hour work day was all it took.

ANGELYNE IS A GODDESS AND I WILL NOT HEAR WORDS AGAINST HER

I challenge you to a duel, sir! Pistols at dawn!

Oooooh, that would've been good. CD is great the nasty discontent acting stuff, but the inability to sing holds her way back. The obvious autotune is really distracting.

Oh, honey, don't sell yourself short. You're also stuck in a world that doesn't exist: the world where your opinions are truer than facts.

Go straight to hell, Darren Wilson. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Just go. We don't want you here anymore, killing our children.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Didn't we do this, like, fifteen years ago? But not just brow-specific?

Raffey never stops being fun. Except for how it's tiring and annoying to deal with at the time. But now Raffey never stops being fun!

UNLESS

It's a real person who hangs around and contributes to GT and is now trolling reddit under the guise of trolling GT for the lulz.

Oh my god, she's back!

Hollywood is why we can't have nice things. Someday I hope that neighborhood burns to the ground, especially since Garcetti kicked all the non-white people and poors out.

"Real estate stock photo" is the perfect description of that photo.

Mr. PKB and I are totally in love with the Fennel flavor, which also lacks sodium lauryl sulfate, so we can drink orange juice after brushing our teeth, too.

My mother's attending doctors never believed that she was as close to birth as she actually was when she was in labor with all four of us, so she never got an epidural (by the time they were okay with giving it to her it was always too late), and one of my sisters was almost born in a closet because they were out of…

HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED SO OFTEN?