Do you have a TJ's near you? They have a reasonably priced knock off that is probably just Tom's in TJ's packaging.

THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO

Tom's or the generic grocery store equivalent! It tastes really off until you get used to a less-sweet toothpaste, and then regular toothpastes taste like frosting. But I've been using it for a decade with a regular toothbrush (not electric) and I get complimented all the time by dental professionals on my perfect…

Ermahgawd, DAT FACE THO

You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Abbie is absolutely the lead, and Ichabod is only just barely a lead, also. But it's Abbie's story that we care about, and it's Abbie who is risking her life and livelihood for the hot mess of Occult Early American Politics. Does this TV critic have the kind of colorblindness that…

You might want to look in to those murderous feelings, and you're really not making your case stronger.

Yes, it does matter. Because the child doesn't learn that what they're doing is wrong because it's wrong, they learn it's wrong because they got caught. Anecdata: I was spanked as a child. I also now, to this day, lie about trivial things because the fear of getting caught was so ingrained in me, and the things I was…

No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

Most (if not all) the people I know these days who use the word ghetto are black. Maybe usage demographics change regionally?

I finally understand the name 'do-rag'. It's a rag for your 'do! Amazing.

Also, the rest of the article was insightful and rightfully calls out racist behavior that is paralleled in every area of culture.

Sure, but they don't seek to avoid them for the right reason.

And you just confirmed why we need her.

You are a perfect human and I adore your sincerity when it comes to casual fine dining experiences. You would have loved proms in my hometown, since everyone went to Olive Garden.

I've heard it's because strapless and sleeveless dresses are easier to tailor and fit to a wide range of sizes and shapes. I can't remember who told me that, so take it with a grain of salt. But the logic is sound.

I have some really lovely memories of a fuck-buddy who made me feel safe and in control. He was a fantastic part of my growing into real adulthood—we would sleep together on breaks when we were in college and I was back in my hometown.

Yeah, it's super sketch.

I would buy it if Tom ever had any moment of anagnorisis about how he was interacting with Summer, but instead he goes on his merry way until he meets Autumn. I also would buy it more if the director hadn't named an actual ex-girlfriend of his in the intro and not cleared it with her. (Jezebel did a piece on it: http:/…

They threatened to fire a teacher at a Catholic school in my hometown for getting pregnant out of wedlock. So she got married. Womp womp.

So basically the plot of (500) Days of Summer, but in song.

God, I hated that movie.

So she's going to Taylor Swift it?