Jesus, that thing (and the linked list of mysterious deaths) reads like a crime novel. I had no idea things like that actually happened.

Also they're abbreviated to poop. So there's that.

Every time I click on a story about TSwift, I feel a little dirty.

But then again, I never regret it.

Goddamn, they're awesome. Much Ado is one of my favorites, although it's got some weird shit with the father-daughter relationships.

Nick Cannon's just doing the "I don't know, man, she's crazy!" and he's dragging Dem Babies into it. What a shitty thing to do. If she is dealing with a mental health issue, making it public fodder is not going to help, and if she's not dealing with an mental health issue, he's just being an asshole.

All the things can be true! I read it as anti-war propaganda and a warning against trusting one's own government/being content with a shitty life out of fear. I also think the third book is an incredibly accurate portrayal of PTSD and there to remind us that the people at war are children.

The reasons are that she is appropriating black culture in a week when that is an extra-not good idea. Taylor is whatever, but the video smacks of racism and the release date is disturbingly tone-deaf.

Logic has no place here. Science and women—pish posh!

I also never understood why some people could go commando. That's when I learned that not everyone has discharge.

I love the U by Kotex liners. Love them. I initially bought them because I wanted to support them marketing to women like people, now I'm just a brand fan.

Four for you, Tara Jacoby! You go, Tara Jacoby! Illustrate the crap outta the Gawks family!

Sure, "breadsticks". I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

That is literally why I buy U by Kotex. It's more expensive, and the packaging is a little tweeny, but goddamn if their commercials aren't excellent. One of the early ones was a woman standing outside a store with her dog asking men to buy her tampons. The men were...less than enthusiastic.

Oh my God, NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THAT EVER!

BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH LADY AND SQUIRT?

Babe, are you high?

Listen, I get what you're trying to do and where you come from, but when a whole bunch of people are telling you that you sound tonedeaf, maybe it's time to listen.

The worst sentence in the world "Can you check the back?" It always comes right after you say "I just sold the very last one." Also good: "Are you sure it doesn't come in any other colors?" They only made it the one color. I can't manufacture it just because you're standing here. Your heard is not a production…

If you're still making this argument, you don't get it.

That was one gender norm I got over real fast. Croatian ancestry means dark visible arm hair, and can you imagine how itchy it would be growing back in? But I do shave my toes.