I ship them.

Vaseline. Put it on before bed. Or use it throughout the day. Or both like I do. It's the only thing that totally heals my lips in 24 hours. Someone else posted their lip therapy but that is more expensive and doesn't work as well for me.

Vaseline. Put it on before bed. Or use it throughout the day. Or both like I do. It's the only thing that totally…

A beauty-centric subsite on Jezebel. With Jane Fucking Marie. Seriously. Hang on, let me go check my pulse.

Let me be super clear about this: I think everyone should be allow to love whomever they want and be a religious person. I don't think that religious sect of any kind should discriminate against gay people. With that being said, I understand how and why a person might decide they want to live within their communities…

They know exactly what they are doing.

Roger Goodell Doesn't Know What's Going On

#NotAllGoatees

I am sick and tired of the way Jezebel consistently and repeatedly gets basic facts of the matter wrong just in an effort to make the subjects of their writing, usually male, look worse than they actually do.

YOUR OPINION IS WRONG AND ALSO UN-AMERICAN

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

I love that this news was probably dropped right now by whichever mug is currently doing his PR because we're in the midst of all this Bill Cosby and Ferguson madness, like we wouldn't fucking notice.

Boss: "I got some bad news guys..."

It's actually about ethics in video game journalism.

Chest cold?

Given that Victoria's Secret doesn't carry bras in my size, I'm not wild about A Body for Every Body, either.

Vengeful ex-girlfriend, and I am MISUNDERSTOOD are missing. Also, God.

But how could he afford one with only $50 and no credit card?

They didn't brief Rueben Randle because there is no worry he will catch anything!1!11!1!!