What has five hands and is that conflicted?

Not in my experience. I always heard it was feminists who crushed balls.

Eh, between the diminishing quality of the books and the multiple viewings of the TV show, I'm about over it anyway.

I know. My hair is wavy! If I make it straight, it won't stay. If I make it curly, it won't stay. I guess I wouldn't be in that sorority. Mostly because I'm not skinny, but the hair too.

waves are the cousins of wrinkles

Do you eat half of it and then bury the rest for later?

I was on ancestry.com and I apparently have some ancestors named Gervais. Not happy about the thought that we might be extremely distantly related.

Is it because he's an atheist? (Totally kidding. I want to punch that smile off his face. He was so loathsome on Graham Norton when they're all making fun of him to his smug face about what a shitty jackass he is. And Graham Norton once got me to think Taylor Swift was kind of funny and dislike Bono slightly less for…

i got the joker...because i picked lighthearted things and full of surprises in bed? is the surprise that he'd deffo murder me?

I like Coleman fine, and Capaldi is great. It's Moffat that needs to leave, IMO.

Not to mention you didn't even get to reap the benefits of her actual gift because she asked you to finish up! WTF??

I hate people going through my things, seeing a hidden mess. I would have had a flat out panic attack.

This isn't a gift story, but I think maybe we had the same MIL. I would come home from work to find her in my home, in the closet I shared with my (now-ex) husband, going through OUR laundry basket and taking out only HIS clothes so she could do his laundry. That he saw nothing wrong with this is chief among the…

This story made me really mad, or maybe anxious. Both. Definitely both.

When I was young, I mean like, 10 or 11, one of my (creepy) relatives thought it would be hilarious to give me silky underwear for Christmas and video tape my reaction. I was so mortified. Worst gift/experience ever.

For penis euphemisms, one of my favorites (for silliness, not sexiness) is "fat pink mast". Thanks, GRRM!

Not bad.... But I recall Salvation having an absolutely killer trailer, only to end up sucking hard, so Im keeping my expectations tempered.

What's a Rogue demon?

All I ever think of when someone brings up Walken as Solo is this...