Please join me in spreading it far and wide.

Nine months later, and I still giggle to myself about this whenever Ted Cruz is mentioned. I also made this and post it on Facebook every time there’s a GOP debate on TV.

Oh my god, I just laugh-cried off all my mascara. Thank you for this.

Thank you, Jezebel, for validating my strongly held anti-Minion beliefs. We must stand together in the face of this creeping evil.

It’s un-baleen-able.

I’m now frantically thinking back over the times in class that I cursed. Because I have, friends. I have.

Amanda forever, amen.

What's a rogue demon?

This was the height of Fametracker lunacy. The Jennifer Garner thread was nutso.

And now I feel like a failure as a romance guru. I was remembering Sebastian in “Duchess in Love” and “A Wild Pursuit,” but he and Esme are B plots in both books. Excellent B plots, but B plots nonetheless. However, James’ “When the Duke Returns” AND “Once Upon a Tower” have virgin heroes, and both are quite good.

All of her books are excellent. She’s a Ph.D. Shakespearean scholar, and it shows in her characters, plots and use of the language. She wrote my favorite male virgin hero, which can be awkward if handled poorly.

For paranormal historical romance, try Kristen Callihan’s Darkest London series. Great world building, strong women, hot sexytimes.

It's the best and oldest journalistic FU in the book. I like imagining the giggles in the newsroom as this was composed.

She also questioned why we chose to hang so many things rather than folding them and putting them into drawers, and she strongly intimated that my clothing took up more than my share of the closet.

The worst gift I ever received was from my mother-in-law. Apologies in advance; this is "War and Peace"-length.

Blessed, selective amnesia.

Let us never forget he also coined "Myrish swamp." For the ladies.

Please don't forget "Myrish swamp." For the ladies.

Ditto, but we plan on getting wasted first and catching a ride home from the aforementioned embarrassed spouses.

so much depends