Plus, ELO!

For real? I must have an abnornally short forehead, or my hair covers a deceptively huge portion of my noggin. Because that just does not look right.

Yeah, I was kind of assuming it was creepy because his eyes appear to be in the center of his damn face.

I've been meaning to pick those up. Glad to hear you enjoyed them!

That's fabulous! Does she have the dark mark?

I'd like that as a general deterrent for the neighbors, frankly.

Man, I hope Death Eaters don't come along and set it on fire.

Hiring a contractor?

Juicy double?

I dunno. Have they developed a scientific approach to measure the desires of an anaconda?

It is pretty great! I believe all the other guys who were there are currently in relationships, but if that changes, I'll get you an introduction. :)

I once walked in on my husband and his two buddies pausing a non-porn movie with a shirtless woman front and center in the scene. I asked what gave, and they explained that there was a spaceship model hanging from the ceiling in the upper corner of the shot, and they wanted to see if it was from Trek or Wars and what…

Heart to you, sir.

The day I get tenure, I'll join you. Not until then, though.

Your name betrays you, Badger. You wish to participate in the devouring, do you not?

Well, it IS hard to go wrong with stupid, sexy Bradley Cooper ...

I adore Patrick Wilson and am baffled that he chose to go into TV with this particular series. I was hoping he'd elevate the material, or that he'd seen something redeeming about it that made him sign on. Apparently not.

On a verrrrry shallow note, I'm glad they tweaked the Ganymede cover. The woman on the original cover was a bit goofy looking, and it bothered me every time I saw it. Now, she's much less ... dazed-looking.

I just hope that this doesn't keep us from getting a real version of WWZ sometime in the future. I'm assuming we'll never see it, but how great would it be if HBO or AMC or FX picked it up a few years from now to do it right, as the miniseries it always should've been?

Yeah, that would've been idea, wouldn't it? This seems to be less and less like the WWZ that I loved. Don't get me wrong, I'll still see it. But I'm worried that it's going to be more flash and gore than the slow-burn politics of survival.