@Annalee Newitz: vs. Deborah Gibson!

@LittleDragon: It jerked my tears a little bit, so you might be smart to wait until you're home.

@AngryEddy: Instead, producers will offer the composing gig to Justin Beiber.

Olyphant, Shmolyphant. Will John Carpenter be composing the score?

@t3knomanser: AND HE CAN MAKE PLANTS ATTACK PEOPLE!

@Bootknife-Jackson: I thought it was called a-courtin' and a-wooin'. Or maybe I'm thinking of pioneer traditions.

@Bootknife-Jackson: I thought it was called a-courtin' and a-wooin'. Or maybe I'm thinking of pioneer traditions.

@zombiegoat73: I'm going to piggyback on this comment because it touches on something I was curious about.

@mkirkland: Hmmm. Can I sew the tuna together first?

Good thing I'm in the Midwest. Otherwise, you'd hear a lot of, "Ma'am, please step away from Mr. Tennant. And please stop trying to touch his hair."

Would it be too meta to buy three of these and sew them together? I could centipede the human centipede!

@AmishJohn: I think I've run out of practical joke objects. I obviously should've paid more attention in clown college.

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: Even thought it could've used a few more shades of gray, I enjoyed the book. And this is coming from someone whose tolerance for kids running off and getting into scrapes is pretty low.

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: I feel like we didn't see much blowback from her husband's actions among the people in the city. Didn't most of them embrace her pretty readily because of her father? I think there could have been even MORE tension. (I read the book a few months ago, so I could be foggy on that part. But not blight…

@AmishJohn: Wait until you get a load of stakes in a can!

@colormist: Only the large men survive!

@ExtensionOfBob: I definitely got a dream sequence vibe from that, too. Ugh, why can't they just have a weekend where they show the entire season, back to back, as a miniseries so we don't have to wait from Sunday to Sunday?

@AmishJohn: OK, but where do we stand on garlic whoopie cushions?

@glwtta: I want them to open a beauty salon and be bitchy about the customers. That is my dream spin-off.

@linworthnewt: That's a lot of pretty being wasted on a very questionable film project.