@eklass: Tapeworms will destroy them both! (I was going to post a picture, but I couldn't find one that wasn't disgusting.)

Yes, but will the i4's gyroscope make it even better?

@Arms Akimbo: @LessthanZach: Thank you both for that. I'll definitely give a call back and see if I get a better informed employee!

@chalkshark: Ha! Sorry, I didn't mean to cast aspersions on your character with that "we." I was referring to my household. I'm sure it was some doppleganger of yours who was first in line on opening night of "G.I. Joe," not you!

@n. alexander ligon: I've dropped my 3G more times this week than in the last two years combined. Think my subconscious mind is trying to pave the way for the i4 by affecting my grip?

@chalkshark: Well, it can't be any worse than some of the things we've watched recently, which are too embarrassing to mention.

@fhbals: Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you. It will make you strong.

@DuranGrey: Yep, that's Alfie Allen as Theon.

@cjudge82: GRRM is on record as saying he wishes the kids in the book were a little older because of the terrible things he does to them. So yeah, they've cast some older kids.

@gorehound: Sorry to be slow, but what's YARM?

@lovecake... proprietor of zombie goods: I have only recently discovered the charms of Timothy Olyphant, so that will help bump it up the queue list. Combine that with zombies, and ... yowza.

@tetracycloide: But the crew found it a delight to work with.

@fury161: OK, but does the pony run apps in the background?

@Jerry Glonek: Is ordering early an advantage, do you know? I mean, is there a chance that they'll sell out of preorders if I wait until that afternoon?

@violent peas: This is the advice I'm thinking of taking. I don't want to rock the boat or lose my unlimited data, so AT&T might be the smartest choice for our two lines.

What did io9-ers think of "The Crazies"? Is it worth putting at the top of my Netflix queue when it's released this month?

I assume the mannequin has already been offered the lead in "Transformers 4."

@Chris Braak: Really? If I were a Hollywood type, I would want a teaser to pique the interest of the widest audience possible.

@bioball: Great ... except that it keeps him away from book five.

@The Curse of Millhaven: More of any of the actors, really.