What? SCCA doesn't allow Trackers? Fuck them.

Has aged better than Pierce.

If I ever saw such a kit, I would fall to my knees and cry out of sheer awesomeness.

Now make a Planet Express one

One should always hate the media when it comes to aviation news.

In the movie Jurassic Park there was a scene where they brought dinosaurs back to life.

Ohhhhh... my bad, dude. So stupid of me.

Good god, what a hideous pair of waiters.

Maybe 30 years ago or with a Corvette or something, but nowdays most engines are great right out of the box, as long as you run them through their range for the first little bit.

Unleaded fuel- Greatly reduced the amount of lead in the environment and ingested by people.

They also showed up in numbers upward of 10,000...

Matt Schaub: [calls NFL Security]

[headline on Deadspin Australia]

To be perfectly honest, even if you give your kid a reasonable name, chances are I will still hate your baby.

WILL IT BABY?!?!?!

I would just like to point out that "Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons" sounds WAY WAY more offensive than "Redskins".

Yep. I'm from Texas and I'll admit when I read the headline I said "This has to be about Texas".