If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

People can’t be made to see (works on us, too). To admit mistakes and seek a higher truth is to express humility. If I’ve learned anything, Jesus hates that shit.

Amirite?

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I appreciate it, but this is just reminding me that I haven’t seen one in at least 5 years. I don’t even live in rust country!

Screw that, gimme the test-mule van!

I want to live in the Burger King burbclave in our Snow Crash future!

Oh that’s a REAL useful invention!

Now we could put everyone into VR glasses so they are alone!

TV Diaper sold separately!

Are those Mitsubishi Monteros (US) good? I don’t expect them to secretly be at Land Cruiser levels or anything, but are they secretly and quietly as good as, say, an Xterra or Patrol?

Used-up motorcycle engine blocks make great pen holders for construction markups.

What do they look like with all of the plastic taken off? Is it something a good bodyworker could fill in?

If in Houston, try to have it break down somewhere in the center-left portion of the highway, straddling two lanes if possible. There’s too much broken glass and stuff on the shoulder and you definitely don’t want to stand around on that!

85.

Better reinforce that window, though, just to be sure.

Anyone going to Rio? Anyone know anyone going to Rio?
I desperately need to know which way the water in the toilet spins.

I can’t wait to get my hands on America’s current weirdest vanlette, the SWB Transit Connect. Not even 3 rows of seats! It’s got a nice little Mitsubishi Expo vibe to it. Also, it could be unreliable garbage with a 30,000 mile transmission, help me out Jalopnik.

If I could find a good one, I absolutely would.

Me neither. It’s a great go-to example of amazing ideas being watered down. You can still put it on and have a great time if you play with your phone during a few parts.

Movies where cool aliens kill people in interesting settings are rare, so you’ve got to take what you can get.