Here's a neat article on how some guys managed to get a stock Sentra down into the 14s...by taking off pretty much everything.
Harbor Freight will sell you a cheap folding road-legal trailer for 300 bucks that will do everything most guys use a whole truck for. Now my Civic can tote 1,000 lbs. of oversized cargo!
My favorite is when you've expressed interest in a car and the dealer's colleague pretends to answers his phone at a neighboring desk and act like someone else is interested in coming in to look at it.
Who's Chipper Jones?
Would I be cited for failure to render aid if I stopped at the scene of this wreck just long enough to roll down my window and play "Shave and a Haircut?"