Everyone is looking at me after my squak of a laugh made the room go quiet. thanks...

How shitty that line was. Not the concept, the stupid fucking execution.

Shut up, nerrrrrrd! Trying to watch a movie here.

These are not names. These are how you open a portal to a dimension of torment and suffering for your child.

This:

This SoB has a whole series of books out full of spoilers.

Went from 1st season love to last season HATE.

Sadly, I loved Ernest as a kid.

Jesus. I could literally watch that clip all day.

Much better food than Colorado, which is the skinniest state.

Corpse Wax? Sorry, I'm a Dapper Dan man.

"So horrifying you'll cup your breasts and rub them in terror!"

Congratulations, you were the first person to make this incredibly unoriginal and unhelpful comment that everyone makes on every post about Facebook.

The interviews are all on JF's birthday, and no one remembered, so he's a little raw about the whole deal and can relate.

'Cause you were born
Into this evil world
Where lion is killing lion
And no one knows just why
What have we become?
Just look what we have done
All that we destroyed
You must build again