You would with Publix Neapolitan... it's totes delish

Sounds like time for Chasitity Belts to once again come into fashion

Let's go biblical with the title and make the missing word:

I think what Everyone is really asking here.. When does Season 3 of Pete & Pete come out?

Wearable Tech!!! There's NO WAY this can go horribly wrong...

The Sands of Time have something to say to you!

START THE REACTOR!

"someone entirely different tries to cash in on an Avengers parody, and all the brands are diluted and the studios are broke and people stop seeing superhero movies because most of them are shitty parodies. Pray this doesn't happen."

I'm also dismayed by the underrepresented FemBot contingent. R2-D2, and C-3P0 agree!

And now the airlines will be offering "Wheel Class" seating.

This past Christmas, the kids were given choice.

Because they'd have to call it, "Buck Rogers, Today!" and everyone knows real life is lame.

I'm confused... Weren't all these done by god?

She's going for the KILL SHOT!!!!!!

Also,

This was the only one that came to mind.

Thanks Bruce Willis!

SPACESHIP!