I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

I was going to make a funny Argentina joke, but I don’t know anything about Argentina except that they have empanadas, and I ate some last night for dinner.

I’ve been waiting 22 years for this clip to be relevant, and now it finally has happened!

Typical Narcissist doctor, too. “I’m a doctor!” Textbook.

Looks like your OCD is taking over.

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

Then don’t be an ass!

Dude I’m about ready to spoil the entirety of the movie on you. 

What does George rr martin/the show have to do to make people happy? That was one of the best episodes of television ever assembled. All you have to do is pretend not to be a snarky hipster who hates everything. Was there plot holes? Yes. Is there plot holes in everything? Yes. Who cares the payoff was amazing for now…

Garbage and cancerous? Nah.

Big spoiler. There was zero chance Stark didn't survive that part.

That should count for two. He was clearly inside the three point line.

The one on the left is harder to find out about. Here’s a pic of her accepting an award for Best Direction of a play from the LA Stage awards in 2009. Her IMBD lists no other credits aside from Fargo. Also, I’m really fucking the dog hard at work this afternoon.

According to IMDB, the one on the right was in nearly every episode of Reba, playing Reba’s ex’s new wife, and was one of the stars of the TV series Baby Daddy, appearing in 120 and 100 episodes, respectively, of the two shows. This is her in the middle (duh):

I would marry both of those gals, if they’re still under 220 lbs.... each, not combined

Nah.

The Pro Bowl should be the first pre-season game of the year at Canton (instead of the Hall-of-Fame game, which even fewer people care about) using the All-Pros from the previous year. Players who participate in it get a week to prepare for it instead of regular training camp, which means they’re not in that bullshit…

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