And Montreal still has Shea Weber (and his contract) for 7 more years.

Can we also talk about how this movie has yet to actually hit theaters. YET EVERYONE, INCLUDING ME, thought it came out last year and already disappeared from the DVD shelves?

I’ll see myself out.

You know who didn’t see this coming? Matt Murdock.

I’ll see myself out.

This 41-year-old sufferer agrees.

I want to make a self-deprecating joke, but as a 32 year old Buffalo sports fan, this is the most fun I've had watching sports in my adult life. 

Sheer uncut panic, I imagine, that’s what you’re missing. :) 

And that, kids, is how I shat my pants.

It’s almost as if I’ve never played the game before!

What do you get when your roster depletes?

(the joke is that you ruined it)

I hate this stupid trend of finding the scariest possible use for one of the ingredients and making it the headline. Cockroach insecticide in your drink, yoga mats in your bread, etc.

There is also a common ingredient that is found in sewage treatment facilities which is dihydrogen monoxide. This generally isn’t listed on ingredient statements, but it’s used in a lot of processed foods.

Because... reading is... stupid? 🤔

Fun fact, there is only one “L” in the word kerfuffle, unlike your headline which has two “L”’s “kerfluffle”. I only recently learned that I had been mispronouncing the word my entire life and thought I should share the lesson.

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

All Hail His Greatness, Movellan Prime!!

Juju’s hit was dirty as hell, and the taunting was childish - though it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy - but Gronk’s infraction came well after the play. IMO the hit on Brown’s touchdown was worse because Burfict wasn’t defenseless.

Isn’t it still better than having Phil Simms on TV?

I think the idea is that poor sportsmanship should disqualify them from competing any further. Which, I dunno, I’m probably OK with that. One thing the world could certainly do without is further generations of hyper-competitive jerks.