Typical Narcissist doctor, too. “I’m a doctor!” Textbook.

Looks like your OCD is taking over.

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

Garbage and cancerous? Nah.

That should count for two. He was clearly inside the three point line.

The one on the left is harder to find out about. Here’s a pic of her accepting an award for Best Direction of a play from the LA Stage awards in 2009. Her IMBD lists no other credits aside from Fargo. Also, I’m really fucking the dog hard at work this afternoon.

According to IMDB, the one on the right was in nearly every episode of Reba, playing Reba’s ex’s new wife, and was one of the stars of the TV series Baby Daddy, appearing in 120 and 100 episodes, respectively, of the two shows. This is her in the middle (duh):

I would marry both of those gals, if they’re still under 220 lbs.... each, not combined

The Pro Bowl should be the first pre-season game of the year at Canton (instead of the Hall-of-Fame game, which even fewer people care about) using the All-Pros from the previous year. Players who participate in it get a week to prepare for it instead of regular training camp, which means they’re not in that bullshit…

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most…

And Montreal still has Shea Weber (and his contract) for 7 more years.

This 41-year-old sufferer agrees.

I want to make a self-deprecating joke, but as a 32 year old Buffalo sports fan, this is the most fun I've had watching sports in my adult life. 

It’s almost as if I’ve never played the game before!

What do you get when your roster depletes?

(the joke is that you ruined it)

I hate this stupid trend of finding the scariest possible use for one of the ingredients and making it the headline. Cockroach insecticide in your drink, yoga mats in your bread, etc.

There is also a common ingredient that is found in sewage treatment facilities which is dihydrogen monoxide. This generally isn’t listed on ingredient statements, but it’s used in a lot of processed foods.

Fun fact, there is only one “L” in the word kerfuffle, unlike your headline which has two “L”’s “kerfluffle”. I only recently learned that I had been mispronouncing the word my entire life and thought I should share the lesson.