Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

Juju’s hit was dirty as hell, and the taunting was childish - though it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy - but Gronk’s infraction came well after the play. IMO the hit on Brown’s touchdown was worse because Burfict wasn’t defenseless.

Isn’t it still better than having Phil Simms on TV?

I think the idea is that poor sportsmanship should disqualify them from competing any further. Which, I dunno, I’m probably OK with that. One thing the world could certainly do without is further generations of hyper-competitive jerks.

Starred not for quality, but because this sort of unhinged, obliviously self-gratifying rant really doesn’t leave the grays very often these days.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Dad?

“You know what I like.”

Ottawa over Nashville in the finals. But somehow Karlsson still doesn’t win the Norris because hockey writers are 100% without exception terrible at their profession as well as being terrible people.

If Obama’s administration was amateur hour. What’s that make Trump’s? I am thinking what ever the political equivalent of this gif is.

Well, okay, quick thought experiment: what’s the difference apart from the length of time that they’ve been around? Like what really distinguishes any of the major religions from scientology?

That does taint the goal somewhat.

Alternative headline:

They claim it’s an ice storm, but we know the real reason they need to “prep the field.” #IWantToBelieve

Fuck your headline, Patrick.

I’m 39, which means I am officially both old as balls and not a millennial, and I’ve been waiting for them to do something about the end of NBA games since I got back into the sport fourteen years ago. Blaming it on attention spans is ludicrous. The back-and-forth fouling at the end of games has been an obvious…

The players made an arrogant power play that fans and alumni should be ashamed of. They essentially demanded the AD be fired for following up on the recommendations of the investigation.

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.