Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

I love self-defecating humor!

“Appears to have mustache, talks into head-set occasionally. Yells at underperforming people. Pumps fist when defensive stop is made. Team logo is on shirt.” — evaluation of Jeff Fisher by a hypothetical person in charge of Rams football operations.

Pork chop sandwiches!

the eagles tried this with riley cooper not to long ago, but he doesn’t blend in well with anything of color.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Didn’t he compose the wonderful “X gunna give it to ya!”? ... that piece was so provocative and inspiring. That part of the score really stood out for me.

Got me again, ShutTheFuckUpMan!

a) no one cares how long you’ve been saying anything, no one has been, or will be listening

Yeah, this seems hypocritical. Tyson sources facts from Wikipedia for the sake of creating interesting tweets highlighting how far we’ve come as a society in the 108 years since the Cubs last won the world series. Interesting, and engaging.

He’s intelligent, popular, and didn’t have to pay Hulk Hogan tens of millions of dollars.

On the other hand, you’re bloggers who “Spend the Day Ripping Lines From Reddit,” so let’s call it even.

So what? The guy make good original tweets using facts sourced from wikipedia, the biggest crowdsourced encyclopedia that everyone uses, again what’s the big deal with this?

Hm. Not too sure what the problem is. You can absolutely source your tweets to Wikipedia, because they’re tweets, not academic papers.

“I’d rather die on my feet, than live sitting in my car.” - Emiliano Zapata, probably

Why use a picture of Adam Corolla, Guy Fieri, and Donald Trump Jr.? This is worse than Redford’s.

Using a bunch of stuffed animals left all over the place as motivation to beat someone was actually Adrian Peterson’s idea.

Hiding, or held captive? She has the tell-tale fingernails of a witch.