Ha. Christie was probably promised a sack of donuts and a tub of mayonnaise for dipping. Giuliani was probably promised an old school plantation with all the fixins. Horrible people.

+1 wet blanket (full of cholera)

The bottom picture seems to have light radiating from inside the stadium. Evidence of the Raiders getting nuked by the other team.

+1 Coconut, brother

Judge: Mr. Snuka can you tell the jury when you first experienced the headaches that caused your dementia?

less episodes

You misunderstand me. I’m friends with a shark bite victim so it’s cool

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.

Counterpoint: these are all unnecessary unless you’re trying to be a model or something. Just practice basic hygene and you’re fine.

This is a bunch of horseshit.

My face is going to age gracefully like a well-worn baseball glove. Like Robert Redford. I’m pretty sure he’d drink Bay Rum before putting any of this nonsense on his face.

1. Extra Toilet Paper

Of course, the Heat are likely much more concerned with the legal and public relations ramifications of Bosh having a serious medical episode on the court than about his long-term health.

Officials became suspicious when he punctuated a drive in the lane by yelling, “You Millennials are entitled.... to getting dunked on!”

you know I haven’t seen him play.

I vomited and shit my pants at the same time in 2nd grade, in the classroom, while we were playing Heads Up 7Up.

Not defending Amazon, but Poorly paid? Amazon.com Hourly Pay:

I’ve heard some horror stories about Amazon employment, but sorry, this isn’t one of them.

There are plenty of reasons to hate on Amazon, but the anonymous shaming of people who were caught stealing is where you want to drum up outrage?

But Amazon is using fear and oppression as a way to coerce its employees into working faster, longer, more productive work hours.

counterpoint: shut the fuck up about nikola tesla