He was good in Newsradio. Granted, his character was a mouth breathing twat

Thanks for getting the “angry idiot doesn’t understand a joke” comment out of the way.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

Johnson technically is not allowed to retire. He is locked into a two year contract on my fantasy football team and you better believe I will take him to court if he refuses to play.

B-1B: prettiest aircraft ever made?

Hahahaha 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

Neither the time nor the place, dude.

Trail of [ACL] Tears.

Extra points for the “Let Me Clear My Throat” goal song

In hindsight, “PlausibleDeniability” did seem like a really weird promo code.

Under his sheet.

I am proud* to be an Eagles fan. It’s one of my favorite things about myself.* And I am sure,* based on my complete confidence in the good-will of Philadelphians generally* and the level-headed opinion leadership provided by the local media,* that Eagles fans will take this in stride* and maintain their positivity*…

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

Pictured: Deadspin Editorial Process

Fucking eBay.

Fucking eBay.

2004 Lotus Elise.