Okay, boys, make sure you do this in as chickenshit a manner as possible. You hit him while his back is turned, then you hit him while he’s down.

*Bursts into Kinja panting and out of breath*

I’m with ya friend. Though in my sink pissing experience 5’7” is about the minimum height for comfortable clearance.

5’6” here, and ditto.

Buffalo fan?

Never fall victim to one of the classic blunders!

Shoulda been you, Hulkster.

Yeesh. What do you consider good TV? Keeping up with the Kardashians? Stick to Bravo, I'll enjoy every show HBO throws at me

Bruce Springsteen fanboys not on the list? Entire list invalid.

The number of people who would get this meme out of context is fascinatingly small.

Seriously though, if any company will spend the time, energy, and money to bring this back to life it’s Mazda...

These lists are getting more and more buzzfeed-y.

“Rich people are better than poor people.” It’s apparent you don’t know shit, but feel like espousing your opinion anyways. Keep it up.

Nick Foles is good?

Congrats, you just confirmed you don’t know a thing about Carolla.

Huehueheuh

What these rankings don’t tell you is that Lions fans only use the words “send,” “water,” “food,” “police,” and “help.”

Well it ended okay. At least Tony didn't murder the guy this time.