you know I haven’t seen him play.

I vomited and shit my pants at the same time in 2nd grade, in the classroom, while we were playing Heads Up 7Up.

He’s so fat!

Report: Andy Reid threw scout’s cheese danish into his belly!

You joke, but some people in this country have to work real jobs. You know what my dad did for 40 years? He worked for Rent a Center. He didn’t get to sit back and play agent, he had to move microwave ovens. He had to deliver kitchens...WHOLE, CUSTOM KITCHENS! He had to move refrigerators AND color TVs.

Regardless, though, that giant breeder is a millionaire.

I could only imagine Okung telling agents “that ain’t working”, negotiating this dumb deal and then telling them “that’s the way you do it”. I hope he can avoid dire straits by reaching those incentives early, because once he’s getting money for nothing, he’s released for free.

He was good in Newsradio. Granted, his character was a mouth breathing twat

Thanks for getting the “angry idiot doesn’t understand a joke” comment out of the way.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

Johnson technically is not allowed to retire. He is locked into a two year contract on my fantasy football team and you better believe I will take him to court if he refuses to play.

B-1B: prettiest aircraft ever made?

Hahahaha 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

Neither the time nor the place, dude.

Trail of [ACL] Tears.

Extra points for the “Let Me Clear My Throat” goal song