In hindsight, “PlausibleDeniability” did seem like a really weird promo code.

Under his sheet.

I am proud* to be an Eagles fan. It’s one of my favorite things about myself.* And I am sure,* based on my complete confidence in the good-will of Philadelphians generally* and the level-headed opinion leadership provided by the local media,* that Eagles fans will take this in stride* and maintain their positivity*…

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

Pictured: Deadspin Editorial Process

Fucking eBay.

Fucking eBay.

2004 Lotus Elise.

Okay, boys, make sure you do this in as chickenshit a manner as possible. You hit him while his back is turned, then you hit him while he’s down.

*Bursts into Kinja panting and out of breath*

I’m with ya friend. Though in my sink pissing experience 5’7” is about the minimum height for comfortable clearance.

5’6” here, and ditto.

Buffalo fan?

Never fall victim to one of the classic blunders!

Shoulda been you, Hulkster.

Yeesh. What do you consider good TV? Keeping up with the Kardashians? Stick to Bravo, I'll enjoy every show HBO throws at me

Bruce Springsteen fanboys not on the list? Entire list invalid.

Seriously though, if any company will spend the time, energy, and money to bring this back to life it’s Mazda...