These lists are getting more and more buzzfeed-y.

“Rich people are better than poor people.” It’s apparent you don’t know shit, but feel like espousing your opinion anyways. Keep it up.

Nick Foles is good?

Congrats, you just confirmed you don’t know a thing about Carolla.

Huehueheuh

What these rankings don’t tell you is that Lions fans only use the words “send,” “water,” “food,” “police,” and “help.”

Well it ended okay. At least Tony didn't murder the guy this time.

I love this implication that anything you don't understand must be a waste of time.

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

That is never going to get old

fuck you guys

Why give these socially stunted assholes airtime.

How do I explain this article to my ten year old?!

The real question is how many unwritten rules are being broken here?

The good news is that there's no possible way that Sarafin could be a distraction to the team as long as their coach is Todd Graham.

Did you ever complain that all the ghostbusters were guys? I doubt it.

How is Michael Sam a distraction to anyone but the media? I've yet to hear a single player truly give a crap about his sexual orientation. Whereas if Manziel's an idiotic brat all the time, that's going to bleed onto the field over time. Hell, maybe not even over time.

In Russia, ambulance chases you!

As a Sabres fan, I have lived through some shit.