What are you doing to survive the Trump administration?

HER CRAB HANDS <3

Why am I now picturing Leslie Jones in all her awesomeness coming for ScarJo for getting “that tall glass of milk” Colin Jost?

Hmm. Colin Jost would not have been my first choice among the SNL cast. Well, best of luck to them.

Maybe be less guilty?

I want YOU to be my lawyer.

I feel like we’ve come full circle and the kids these days think smoking is cool again? I don’t know. I am an old.

One correction: the NJ gubernatorial primary is June 6th. The winners of the GOP and Dem nominations will move on to the general in November. So anyone who wants to vote for Brennan, go vote on June 6th.

Shame that we get so excited when a white person speaks the truth. Gods know I appreciate it, but still...

The only thing that could get me to vote faster for this guy would be if he promised to put Christie into a dunk tank like a carnival game. Even if he charged $10 per throw I would be there all day.

I heard about him last week and instantly wanted to vote for him. Then I realized I’d have to move to...New Jersey to get this in my life. I went to his site and donated instead. Good luck, Mr. Brennan!

He can have my vote. Frankly I’m tired of rank and file, super-wealthy Democrats like Phil Murphy.

I wish he was in Missouri.

Yeah, and there is panic in Spicer’s eyes. Conway has truly drunk the koolaid though. Although she is a lizard person, so there is that.

It’s rumored that when Comey sent Congress the October letter advising he was reopening the investigation into Clinton’s emails, it was originally intended to be classified. Chaffetz then removed the classified markings and leaked it to the press.