Being an SNL writer these days is like owning a gold mine.

Bobby Moynihan’s horror face as Glenn Thrush is just me everyday now.

Is there a Nobel Prize for Comedy, and can it be awarded to the genius at SNL who suggested having Melissa McCarthy portray Joseph Goebbels Sean Spicer?

I love how SNL doesn’t even have to satirize what’s going on to be funny. They just have to summarize it.

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

I’m going to need her to be like Alec Baldwin and just come back to do that whenever possible. It’s uncanny. She does a better Sean Spicer than Sean Spicer.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

He’s been periodically deleting all his tweets at fairly regular intervals for literally years.

fuck.

Since we’re all going to die in a nuclear holocaust in the next 24 months, what are you going to start blowing your savings on to enjoy the time you have left?

We’re extremely fucked.

FMK: BANNON, TRUMP, CRUZ

Hey, so how fucked are we? Honest answer.

It’s sort of interesting to contrast this situation to the Obamas. As Jodi Kantor reported in her book on Barack and Michelle, Michelle at first wanted to stay with Sasha and Malia in Chicago, at least in the short term.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…