It almost as if they don’t need the job the have.

I sometimes look at people like this (and The Pioneer Woman and Giada DiLaurentis, etc) and wonder if their children have an extremely rude awakening when they go out into the world and realize almost no one has a fresh-picked stuffed artichoke for dinner, and Hot Pockets are out of the question because they would…

I am shocked...shocked I tell you...to see that someone who appears to not make much money have an extravagantly expensive house. It is almost as if they might have money from some other means, if that is even possible.

I worked at a company that hired a “celebrity” CEO once specifically to do a deal with his former company. It was clear from the moment it all started that the deal was fucked and that we were going to end up out of business because of it.

So how did the CEO respond to being called overhead?

That sentiment must have been expressed at some publishing trade show because I heard nearly the exact same thing working at a daily newspaper in the 90's. Departments were either expenses or revenue generating, and the perks showed it. Sales had a couple of paid vacations a year, while production was constantly…

I just left my job as a manager because the expectation of me was to be an adult who babysat other adults. The most important thing for me to do was make sure they came in on time and left on time. It was the worst. I will never be a manager again.

I work for a publishing company. Our CEO started a speech, “If you don’t write stories or don’t sell ads, you’re overhead.” He was also building a mult-million dollar house in a market where most of our employees couldn’t afford the rent, and had neither written a story, nor sold an ad, ever. I was 34, and this is…

This is my favorite article of all time

phone’s got a running app, that’s sports

Why no sprots?

I know, it’s annoying that I didn’t give measurements but how do I know how much sauce you’re going to need?

Pat Burrell looks down on you for requiring mayo in all of these recipes, Hannah.

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