You should read Clancy’s book Executive Orders. It’s a little too close to what happened on 9/11.

Let me guess: Taxes.

Krakowski. Is that the guy from the Office?

I’m saving this comment forever.

I think Jane Pratt was the original Gawker/Wonkette/Jezebel girl. Come to think of it, those were all founded by girls. ;)

He’s blowing kisses to Sassy girls. SMOOCH!

I wish I still had my Sassy magazines. I remember getting scolded by a Bible-thumper mom during a slumber party for bringing Sassy magazines to her daughter’s house. It’s one of my best high school memories.

Easy. You’re either moving forward (in pay and maybe title) or you’re falling behind. If you think you’re coasting (and not doing anything like upgrading your skills), you’re really falling behind.

It actually pisses me off that Romney let Bush and his gang talk him out of running for President. At the very least, Romney might have been able to hold back Trump from getting the lead. I’m voting Democrat, but I’d rather have Romney than Trump, if the election goes to a Republican.

“It takes a lot of courage to go this far out of principle”

I’d recommend “Sexual Assault Accusations Against Founder” instead of “Accusations of Sexual Assault Against Founder.”

The clothes and accessories look awful. If I didn’t know they were designer brands, I could easily believe they were sold by Target or Macy’s.

>> “Now you guys are ready for showbiz!”

That’s it, I’m saying it now: The USA is on its way to becoming the next Nazi Germany because of stupid white guys with guns who want to keep their white power. If you don’t want this to happen, don’t let Trump, or any other Republican, get elected President in 2016.

My one new cooking tip: Amy’s chili, dressed up with cheese and a side of warm tortilla (if you’re not carbophobic), and whatever veggies you have lying around. Hits. The. Spot.

Good point. That could explain why Katie’s split from Tom was more like a carefully planned escape from Alcatraz than a typical separation.

A pancake-driven rampage sounds so ... tasty! I would rampage a little for maple syrup and bacon.

Texas is disgusting.

Red is for Satan! Yeah!!!!

Yup. Pretty much. They’ll create a lot of excuses, but, face it, Texas is racist, y’all.