Football is practically a celebration of violence and death. Fuck football.

Maybe she passed out at the wheel? I can’t imagine being so drunk that you wouldn’t notice a PARADE in the road.

At first I thought, why is Hillary hanging out with Monica Lewinsky?

She put up with Bill for, oh, two or three decades. Then she ran for the Senate and won. The she ran for president and yet survived politically by becoming Secretary of State (Thanks, Obama). Now that she’s running again for president, all of her experience is working for her. She knows the game so well that she’s…

“I told everyone to check their fucking priviledge at the door, looks like you didn’t.”

The Uni-ball Roller Micro (0.5 mm). I buy a 12 pack once or twice per year.

The Uni-ball Roller Micro (0.5 mm). I buy a 12 pack once or twice per year.

My totally-unprofessional-advice for people under 35 is to protect yourself from unemployment or other near-term disasters, typically employment or health related. Your first financial goal, when you’re renting, is to keep 6 months of living expenses on hand. That means you can’t buy that new sofa and need to cut back…

Terry Richardson is disgusting. If Playboy really wanted to make a statement, they’d stop publishing his photos.

Would I be totally wrong to say that Tom Brady is the Lance Armstrong of football?

It’s OK. It’s fake peacock.

Green. Greeeeeen! Love it.

The cat is dead. Poor kitty.

2. She has a vaguely atlantic/british/south african accent

If only the US had had a wall...

Life ain’t worth livin’ if you can’t get rid of the stink. ;)

This is probably the best advice I’ve read on Lifehacker ever. Ever.

A Christian Louboutin heel.

Who says protesting doesn’t bring results?

“I’ve been trying to explain this mentality to my mother...”

That’s the only way to do it. In fact, I might even pay you $10 for exactly that!