And C: Wear $400 dresses.

Gawker needs more Sam Elliot. Moar Sam Elliot!!

Lol, seriously. If anyone could make me want all of that, it would be any commercial with Sam Elliot.

Wait, what? Is that the same Sam??? No, way!!

She’s going to regret throwing her youth away one way.

Seriously, Mr. Bear, no one is going to up-vote our selfie if you don’t show a little more enthusiasm. Say, “Cheese!”

Awesome! :D

Nobody possesses originality anymore. Also, I’d loooove to know who that Prada rep was. Seriously, she kicked ass at her job!

Seriously. Why is this being reported in the Washington Post???

Am I the only person who identified this story as one long, free advertisement for Brown’s CPW apartment??

Where’s the Starbucks?? Time to get me some of that real pumpkin stuff.

As a matter of fact, yes.

OMG, you must, must always illustrate your stories like this! Love it.

Eh, I’d rather give that $69 to the AFL-CIO after reading that Amazon NYT story.

Eh, I’d rather give that $69 to the AFL-CIO after reading that Amazon NYT story.

Are they walking around Houston?

I predict that Colbert is going to blow every other late night host away. He’ll be at least as big as Carson—and much more talented (Carson couldn’t much sing or dance).

Can you say, “Blue wall of silence?”

“Not trivia friends.”

Your relationship could be a great partnership if you both learn how to take advantage of each others’ strengths rather than focusing on perceived weaknesses.

I’d prefer to give a tip via my burner account.