It would be helpful if charts like these distinguished between entry-level salaries versus experienced professional salaries.

Haha. I love that he founded Atari AND a pizza chain. If he started his own medical marijuana business, he would have a trifecta!!

Raise your prices.

I had to look up "caftan." That's hawt!

Do you earn income? If so, yes. If not, it's a hobby.

There should be an app for that. Hint, hint.

They're basically hippies who turned into yuppies (or yuppies who turned into hippies) and are now conflicted, which of course gives them a strong taste for irony and explains why they never self-identify as hipsters.

Thanks for the explainer. That's what I was thinking, but didn't have the relevant medical info handy.

Generic Plan B is available, which you could find out with a simple Google search.

In other words, I don't think $50 is too burdensome if you don't plan to take it more than, say, once per year. It's a lot cheaper than having a baby.

Part of the issue is that some people who don't believe (much less try to understand) science think the Plan B pill is an abortion pill and that the women who take it are sluts. Yeah, America!

He's from Brooklyn! That explains a lot.

It's not supposed to be something that you take very often.

I actually saved the NY Times article that came out on April 5 because I loved his quotes so much. This is quite possibly the kind of person who could've inspired me to become a lawyer when I was in college. There's very little legalese in his opinion, just straight talk.

Tell the company with the interview that you have another offer (grad school can count as an offer), that you really like the company, and would appreciate it if they could accelerate the process for you (i.e., a quick thumbs up or thumbs down), so that you can make a decision. If they won't budge for you, then they…

Notice how he stops reaching for the sausage when it's clearly out of reach and gives his owner a look as if to say, "O.K., your turn to push it closer now."

I loooove turning off my email.

It used to be called "Home Economics."

I hope he comes out alive.

Anything will do.