A much easier way than using vague psychosocial theories is to actually quantify how much travel time (or prep time, etc.) you need to get to where you're going, which you can do using statistics!

We get it, you have cute kids. But trying to give a speech while holding a wiggly toddler just gets ridiculous not to mention unprofessional nor good for the kids after a while.

Yeah, doggie licks and snorgles! Kickstart it.

That kid is a total idiot. And not just because of the Anne Frank thing. He's seriously stupid and an embarrassment every time he talks or tweets or looks at a camera.

Exactly. Lifehacker's standards have fallen.

I thought Diddy was dating Kim Kardashian. Seriously, I don't have time to follow these people's lives. Who cares.

I wonder how Kim takes the comment that her show is "hilarious" and "trashy."

Not surprised at all by the correlation between female mortality and conservative states. I'll stick with the blue states, thanks.

Senior year isn't so bad - there are still plenty of grad students!