Go fuck yourself

Okay, I’ll bite. Why not.

“Dud” you go fuck yourself? Because you should go fuck yourself. Always go fuck yourself.

AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

let’s say he said this and it’s god honest truth. (Obviously we don’t know, but humor me) “I was 22, she was 21, it was consensual, I swear”. Even though it wasn’t malicious, this doesn’t help him in any way. No matter what he says, in this current climate, people will still call for his head. At this point his best…

“the man is incredibly guilty”

Not saying he didn’t do it, but grand juries are nothing but glorified rubber stamps for prosecutors. If they want an indictment, they get it, if they don’t, they don’t. A grand jury indicting someone means about as much as the police choosing to arrest someone.

Defense lawyer here. At a grand jury proceeding there is no rules of evidence and no defense attorney. It’s a closed door proceeding. Ever heard the phrase, “you can indict a ham sandwhich?” It basically means that a prosecutor can get an indictment behind closed doors on anyone for anything. So it has no…

It also works in Basketball!

This is the equivalent of staring off the game with an onside kick, pulling your started after one incomplete pass, going for it on 4th and 30 on your own 5, and then bringing in your special trainer to play QB. This isn’t unconventional. This is bad.

“Wait, you can run the bullpen into the ground, too? I’ve wasted my life.”

I don’t know who the hell you are but you’re not from Philadelphia.

But her emails!

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

“But talk to a New England fan about these or any other points that reflect poorly on the team and you’re subjected to the worst kinds of denial, bargaining, and an obstinate refusal to deal with reality.”

Deflategate WAS massively overblown, but the part where most Pats fans go awry is that they literally can’t admit that Belichick and Brady don’t ever bend the rules to their breaking point*. I loved how suddenly every Southie with an 8th grade education was an expert on the Ideal Gas Law; or how in Spygate they…

I can’t believe you went into an article about how Pats fans are unbearable when challenged and proved it less than 20 minutes after the article came up

“Interested to see what DC’s move here is.”

I never said it was THE solution, it is part of the solution. It’s also protection, saying or reporting “I have reported this man to the police for rape” is not slanderous, and would be very difficult to make a case of, saying “this guy raped me” without that police report and without evidence does potentially become…

Yet it’s true, it’s a massive problem for police forces almost everywhere and in a lot of western countries they have even had media campaigns to try and increase reporting rates.