Ahem...

Are we nominating attractive BMWs? E9s, please

Maybe he spent his money on drugs... hindsight being 20/20, he probably would have been better off buying the exotics and not overdosing.

Geoff?

Me too...pretty ugly.

That hubcap is from a Kia Forte

Came here for this, did not leave disappointed.

Ford GT90.

To make this even more gaudy, it should be animated. It runs based on the speed you’re driving.

go for a part fuckin hell. put the driveshaft in the bed kick it in 4 hi and drive away as a fwd

Nice Miata.

Don't forget the weight of a full tank of gas!

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

oh god it’s..... hideous

Just gross

But somehow, like most Russian aircraft, the ugliness is somehow charming.

Man, look at those blue and purple beauties!

Let me tell you what Milquetoast is packin’ right here, all right. We got adaptive cruise control, full SYNC voice integration, front-biased all wheel drive with viscous coupling, parking assistance, three-position seat memory, Ecoboost 400 horsepower. We’re talkin’ some fuckin’ market share.