I know a worm who is down on his luck and just needs a cheap way to get to the doctor.

I love cars with windshields that wrap around the body.

This Lambo

Have you met his late night posts. This man is golden.

Shut. Your. Whore. Mouth.

Bugatti Veyron. Show it to pretty much any “regular” person and they’ll be all, “ooh, how cool!” But if you take a good look at it it’s actually kind of grotesque looking.

Uhhh. If you think these cars are terrible to drive except for on the track (no one tracks Gallardo btw) then you either live in the wrong place or don’t belong on this site. You’ve clearly never driven one.

You make the mistake of assuming a Lamborghini is supposed to be a regular driver’s car.

Except it didn’t really fail....

The McLaren F1 always gets my star.

These emblems...

Gold foil as a heat shield ?

Oh fuck you Connecticut

Um, I think you’re missing the point here.

So was the car nice price or crack pipe?

I was hoping for a Harlequin Ferrari.

It’s almost not fair to cite post-2000 BMW, since they are like the steroid-abusing East German women’s swimming team for this category: hilariously and obviously dominant for all the wrong reasons. Still, it has to be said ... the E38 to E65 transition was the one that told us we were all in a new, sad era when…

For me it was the Acura TL. Went from this pretty great looking car:

My wife and I are expecting our first child, actually in like 3 days (Woo!), and this is high on our list of vehicles that can accommodate kids, dogs, can tow a small to medium sized trailer, and still gets decent mileage.