“We should have got bin Laden sooner,” says the guy who got a Navy SEAL killed on his first day in office.

“a lot of that is in fact dictated by the White House Military Office and the Secret Service. I don’t doubt he could and should have overruled their decision.”

“This is the point in the interview at which most rational human beings would turn the TV off, because it’s simply not credible.”

“Boy, you and your dead husband sure did fuck a lot, huh? Anyways, here’s a Presidential Medal of Freedom.”

That shoulder bag she’s carrying seems to be leather. You’d think someone who doesn’t have money would carry her things in a plastic Dollar General bag! And look, she’s wearing shoes! For someone who claims to have limited means, having shoes seems like a bit of a luxury.

The kind of white women NBC was courting with Kelly’s hire only wants to be racist in private or in the voting booth. They don’t want it reflected back to them. It’s why they get pissed when caught on camera and why they rejected Megyn Kelly.

People usually attribute this sort of thing to “cognitive dissonance” but it’s more confirmation bias. People remember anything that supports what they want to believe and ignore everything else.

“there is an expression you often see on T-shirts and bumpers stickers that goes more or less like this: “Jesus Said It. I Believe It. That Settles It.”

Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

I know this is not what I should be focusing on here, but I’m so incredibly confused as to how the “I am the Storm” part connects to the rest of the commercial. It’s like they had this leftover footage from a totally separate commercial about Jesus, and then just tacked it onto the Trumpy Bear ad because they thought…

Trump and a lot of the people in his thrall are, it seems safe to say, gone. They will continue walk among us—Trump will be in a golf cart—but they will never come back. They are somewhere else. There is nothing they are not prepared to believe if the right people say it; they will choose the right lie over any truth…

“Like many in his generation, Trump has mistaken the end of his life for the end of the world.”

“Good PR”

I. . . don’t know what your point here is. But ok. 

I’m just going to keep throwing my money at Rihanna, aren't I?

Rihanna is about to do a whole fashion show with plus size, pregnant, trans models now just to make a goddamned point, isn’t she?

In 2018? I expected to hear about a 70-year-old man in far too much touch with young women.

What did you expect?

I don’t think we can be all things to all customers. It is a specialty business; it isn’t a department store.