I think the last 3 paragraphs of this article represents the most sensible rant against anti-child people (note: not childless people, but rather people who actively hate children) I've ever read. As a soon to be father, I've definitely found myself having a little more pity when I see a clearly flustered parent…

I did the exact same thing once at The Cheesecake Factory. You should have seen the look on that god damn kid's face when I bought up all the cheesecakes in the place. The resulting Chapter 7 bankruptcy was so worth it

came here to make the same joke. I was gonna go with "....a stripper named Rain."

I've seen fire throwers and I've seen rain.

I agree completely. They need to retract that Stephen A. Smith story immediately.

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

We've got a 70 character limit on headlines, tho.

This kid needs his own news segment

Oh good. For a second there I was thinking- man, I've been pronouncing Wilkes-Barre incorrectly for years.

Please keep talking exactlyhow you talk, Hillary. The world needs little Hillarys that say "apparently" a lot. Little Hillarys are our only hope.

I apologize to everyone for saying "apparently" much too much. Noah has shown me the error of my ways, and how they can be passed on to unsuspecting children.

I love tiny old people. He's like a 70 year old man in a six year old's body.

He's a tiny Howard Cosell!

The funniest thing about it is that when he's got the mic in his hand he sounds like a news reporter in the middle of a hurricane.

I feel you Noah. I had to watch the news with my grandpa for the power ball too.

Jesus, Conan has another bastard child showboating for attention.

do we REALLY need to add asterisks and clauses to things that should be painfully obvious when taken in context? Also: there are female condoms. Lesbians (I am one of these FYI) also use male condoms, cutting them for use as dental dams. Stop being so nitpicky and smug, please.

Oh, Jeez. Here: THIS GUY IS EVIL AND SHOULD GO TO PRISON FOR EXPOSING PEOPLE TO HIV WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE OR CONSENT. DUH.

I cannot agree with the statement that they should not be obligated to disclose. How can you put the onus onto someone who doesn't have all the facts disclosed to them? I agree that you should always use condoms for casual sex, but condoms are not perfect and if someone does not wish to take the risk of sleeping with…

USE CONDOMS, PEOPLE.*