So what did the other 3 people say?

In Philly, she probably would have been running onto the field and away from something awful in the stands.

"Parents give no shits, let little girl run onto the field"

Terry Tate is timeless.

The real crime here is that poor little girl was forced to attend a Marlins game.

She took the brown acid

Now I've seen it all. A little kid wasn't excited about a thrilling 1-0 7th inning baseball game?!? Kids these days. It's like they want to be entertained.

honey badger don't care

This is what parenting is all about: Getting your kid to do stuff that you want to do, but can't get away with doing yourself. She's not gonna get body-slammed and arrested. Deadspin won't even call her an idiot.

I keep waiting for Terry Tate, office linebacker, to come out of nowhere and form tackle destroy her.

I feel like, if you are looking into surrogacy, you should make it clear in the contract before inserting fertilized eggs that you have no interest in raising any potential disabled children, so that the surrogate knows going into it that she might have to abort, keep the disabled child, or give it up for adoption. …

I feel like in general, if you become a surrogate it is best to be prepared to honour the parents' wishes should they want to abort due to a catastrophic birth defect.

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This delivered exactly what was promised in the headline. How is that click bait? If you don't want to read this article, don't click the headline. Fixed. +1 for me.

Either that or his freckles finally decided to stop being such fucking slackers and get in line for once.

The salad was asking for it, dressed like that.

WAR WAR Binks

It's about time a GM in Detroit rivaled anything anywhere again...

I was thinking the same thing. Yes, these guys get paid a very good chunk of money and yes that is the terms of the jobs they do, but it does have to be jarring. I was just picturing if other business worked this way. Around lunchtime at our jobs they'd call you in to say "we're sending you to another company in…

plus the manager was his hitting coach two years ago