Agreed. Landscaped videography and excellent narration. Give that man a job!

And you didn't catch a breeze swirling around your nethers?

There's so much I love about this comment!

Can Channing Tatum be at his side as his "faithful assistant"?

Cookie butter? I have never heard of this, but it sounds amazing! Off to GTS! You have done your good deed for the day.

Outstanding.

Oh alright then...I will complain about it, but I will try it. Now, if this bakon isn't wonderful (or at least better than turkey bakon), I will be sad and possibly complain some more.

No. Just no. You hurt my heart with your beefy 'bakon' (I won't even spell it with a "c") lies.

What kind of evil monster are you? Only pig bacon is real bacon! We need the swine!

Oh my. I'll start with the Student (those hands, oh my), the Businessman, the Dad, and the Cop - in no particular order. Once I recuperate, I'll move on from there.

Bless their hearts.

They look like Lions fans.

+1

Sounds like the plot to a porno.

+1

He looks like he forgot something. I just can't put my fingers on it. Maybe it was this? https://www.getshittens.com/

Because of crap like this: http://www.detroitnews.com/article/201308…

His mugshot pic looks like Nasty Canasta from the Daffy Duck cartoon.

Oldest child here (free babysitter, assistant cook, laundress, etc) who was also held up to the 'higher standard'. I got a tattoo about 20 years ago on my ankle (was married and living with Mr. Prickly Heat at the time). My mother is still disappointed because they 'raised me better than that'. The youngest…

I like. I like. As long as he can say the following: Soccer, the only field sport where a man with no arms can be king!