Yeah, but they've become pretty stale THE RIGHT WAY!! Get it??

Judging by what I've seen so far, jokes about the "Cardinal Way" have become pretty stale.

Usually games with the Molinas are the only times that crackers aren't behind the plate.

I had to get an X-ray on Monday and the nurse made me pee in a cup. He came back and was like "good news you're not pregnant!" I was like dude I haven't gotten laid in a year I could've told You that. He said and I quote "aww."

Maybe you should use a pie chart.

Take my wifi, please!

Hey, your spreadsheets match my spreadsheets! So, what are you doing later?

The Borscht Belt has advanced into the 21st century.

here's my sex spreadsheet

Seems to me like these people need to spend less time making spreadsheets and more time spreading on the sheets, amirite?

Pregnant women still like to have sex and some might have a kink about 3-ways, voyeurism and stranger sex.

Wyoming, MI is a suburb of Grand Rapids.

ON A CRACKER!

This shouldn't be "Filed to: CRIME", this should be "Filed to: WHAT THE CHRIST?"

JESUS H. CHRIST

Agreed, and also the Lions' "Unfortunate Fan" jersey.

"About to"? This happened a while ago when every person who attended a Seahawks game in the 2013 season was given a Super Bowl ring. They have their own jersey, man.

Why do I get the feeling that Seahawks fans are about to become football's version of St. Louis Cardinal fans?

This isn't really about you and your white hair though...

No matter what you are, someone is going to try to sell you something to change it.