lowest whoosh ever?

Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]

That definitely needed to be said. Thanks for straightening us out. Now if you can do the same for Michael Sam, Lauren Cox will not condemn him to hell.

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

I feel sick. Just, that's all I have. Every life lost is sad, but how doubly tragic that so many of these people had so much yet to contribute to saving so many, many others.

Believe it or not, Arlington has really embraced this game lately. If you draw the fart bottle, you win. Everyone else has to go to the Rangers game.

Where'd you find that picture of me and my boyfriend?

Whales are graceful fatties, hippos are fatties with bad teeth.

So basically trying to catch a Giancarlo Stanton homer is just like trying to make it to the end of a Belladonna video.

I apologize if this is a long comment.

Kat, I just want to verbalize what a pleasure it is to see posts like this. I'm a gay dude, and sometimes it seems like as a G in LGBT we're all supposed to know the "right" way to talk about this automatically. That's not the case!

Yea she had some weird shit going on with her appearance, but she's not a total fucking dunce like Andrews.

"I was just going to let the leadoff man aboard, perhaps in scoring position, with Mike Trout on deck... I don't see how anyone could expect that to turn into runs"

Glad they didn't take that time to honor Tony Gwynn or anything…

My dad is a retired military naval officer and all he said was, "I'm gonna mess up sometimes and [use the feminine pronoun] 'she' but I'm gonna eventually get the 'he' thing. Just give grandpa some time. I'm gonna get it dude." That was it.

You know, it was grandpa that made me well up a bit. I "get" mom's perspective because it would come naturally to me, but how beautiful for someone from another generation to do the same!

His grandfather rocks too. I know my grandfather would not be very supportive.

No. That is pretty much the exact opposite of what that anecdote tells us.

When we get to the end of the year to pick our favorite stories of 2014, this will be one of mine. Not the assy way the media has reported on Jay, but this exact story of this family supporting their son. His mom rocks.

When talking about Chicago, Kanye West once rapped, "I met this girl when I was 3 years old." Odds are that the girl was shot over the weekend.