Holy shit, #2 is just beautiful.

That is the greatest movie review I've ever read.

But if you drink enough... My dad always says I'm definitely my mother's son.

Cathead vodka and Sprite Zero. Hoping to drink enough that I don't realize later how sad it is that all I have to eat are pretzels, Snickers miniatures and 2 leftover Dominos Cinna Stixs. WITH icing.

+1

+1

+1

Tebow to Thomas HOLYFUCKINGSHIT! Eat it, Rapelisberger.

Thanks a lot and welcome.

I decided to keep drinking instead of taking my lady friend out to eat, because I'm incredibly classy, so I was on the phone with Dominos. What happened?

+1

This may make up for the Falcons pretending they are the Braves.

Even when Tebow completes a pass it reminds me of when there's .02 left in the last game of the year and the high school "senior" team manager finally gets to play and everyone lets it happen and he has no idea.

Ha

Well done.

How about, "Hi. I'm Tommy. Things may change a little bit. If you don't like it, go fuck yourself."

By the way, congrats on the comment. I actually remembered it and it was funny as shit.

And I hope everything's great with the new future first rounder.

Heh.

Jesus. All you think about is you.