GAH!!! Never ever ever click on "Available" for Facebook chat. I've done it maybe 5 times in 3 years and all I get are the nutbags. Right now, my sister's high school friend that works at Chick-Fil-A is messaging me. PS: I'm 35 and my sister is 6 years older. And this lady is not even in management?!? I have no…

Ha.

Ha. Apparently they just need a story and that's why they try to build up McIlroy and others. Hey I love McIlroy. I think he's great for the game. His comeback after the Masters shitstorm was legendary, but he is not Tiger. McIroy won 4 times in his first 100 tournaments. Tiger won 28. And his first major…

Agree completely. And you mentioned the new theme of 'U.S. players suck now!' No they don't, it's just the rest of the world is catching up with the training it takes to be great. There are more great players all over the world now than there used to be, that's all. Asians didn't all of the sudden realize they…

Not at all nuts. You are correct, the talent level is getting better and better. I thought Tiger's emergence might cause that, and I'm not sure if I was right or not, but it's fantastic now. I think I've been watching since Norman's last Masters debacle, and the level they play at now is unprecedented. There are a…

Well you did a nice job, but apparently I need to join YOUR class.

I'm slow, and that was awesome.

Didn't scroll down far enough I guess.

Sorry to interrupt and I'm sure it has been talked about already, but you're handle change is fucking fantastic.

Agree completely. If you haven't seen Ravenous, check it out. One of my favorites.

Goddamn he's good. Hopefully he'll win the Emmy and everyone else will realize.

DeForest Kelley. Stacy Keach. Mandingo Cock Deasel. Never been more proud to be Georgian. Flying my crossed thingy flag high tonight!

I keep missing all the new ones like an asshole. Did see the one where the guy's head comes off. That was awesome. Rest of them just as good?

That's a damn good one, and this is my favorite.

Ha. Go Heels.

Sorry to overindulge you with my favorites, but I figured you could use something uplifting after the Butch Davis fiasco. Good thing I only follow their basketball.

favorite song from the last QOTSA album

Their last album was 2007 I think, but one of my favorite bands ever. Do you know about Eagles of Death Metal? With Josh Homme on drums? Not quite as hard, but one of my other top 5 bands.

Oh that's pretty cool. One my favorite songs ever.

Not a poetic guy by any means, but if we're counting, my favorite 10 seconds of lyrics ever: 1:47-1:57.