Only 35 jabs combined. More than makes up for white dreads.

Holyfuckingshit this is good.

Oh man, I forgot about that. Who was the commenter it was used for? Sir Truthington?

Pissed my HBO HD isn't working. Which seems like a good episode of, "White People Problems."

That's pretty good. It reminds me of telling people Greg Maddox looked like he was autistic when he first got to Atlanta. But the more I think about it the more it pisses me off. If Pujols was a Yankee, and his name was Derek Deter, he would be on the cover of everything. It's like they already take him for…

Mine is named Susan Makeya. But I have a pit bull (mutt mix) to hopefully balance out the manly scale.

I'm a Braves fan but Pujols has been my favorite other player since he started. Way to go out on a limb, I know. But he did seem underrated for far too long, but maybe that's just me. I don't think it will happen, but I'm still afraid that he might be eventually linked to performance enhancers, and that would suck.…

Trivial Pursuit is the best game ever, and everyone I tell that to looks at me like I speak Klingon as a second language.

You sir, have hit the 3 week jackpot. But that's about it. When she starts to bore you with her inane chattering, tell her you've been chosen for a 2 year mission to Pluto. Explain how incredibly pissed you are that it's been declassified as a planet and you've been sent there to prove that it could host alien life.…

Hopefully you get transferred to the AP classes (or whatever they call the nerd kids in your area) and not to the kids that barely look normal enough not to be labeled special. Good luck woman.

Thanks man. Hopefully by Tuesday, I'll be back resting comfortably at a nice 69 degrees. As God intended.

Helen Mirren is about to host SNL. Funny or not, Google image Caligula. One of the greatest actresses of all time.

Wow. I wouldn't have known what half of that meant until 2 days ago. I should probably try to learn more as a homeowner. I guess I'm just trying to figure out if I'm getting ripped off or not. I live in Georgia, where it's supposed to be 90 tomorrow in fucking April. My house is small, around 1000 square feet. …

Glad to buddy. As it so happens, my home a/c unit went out today. Was going to just replace the compressor, but they found major sludge in the lines so now I'm replacing the whole thing. Any knowledge about outside a/c units?

I have the Droid X and I can post if I choose the mobile site. It doesn't always work correctly and I can't see everything, but I have posted from there before. Can you see where it gives you a choice between regular and mobile sites?

He's my age, so way too fucking old. Especially since golf and college basketball are my favorite sports. Conceivably, I could be Harrison Barnes father.

His only mistakes have been her and Swept Away. For a Skeletor, she must have a dynamite trap.

Oh goddamnit. Got obsessed with the golf and thought they were going to be rained out. Then started drinking and forgot. Watching now! Gracias for the update.

I do watch golf religiously and I agree. That would be an awesome final. Seriously, I'm watching the Georgia Public Broadcasting's show about how Sherman decided not to burn Augusta, and that's how we got the Masters. So thanks for that you dirty, dirty Northern bastards.

Fish tacos and Snatch. Hmm, I'm now sensing a theme.