Even as an unabashed UNC homer, I must admit hearing him say that gave me some strange feelings.

Zach Galifianakis hosting SNL. A THIRD UNC/dook matchup, and PT selling 12 liters of "fluids" to purchase a Simmons BeautyRest. Greatest Sunday Ever? Greatest Sunday Ever.

Excellent DUAN choice, lady. But definitely the Challenger in 4th grade. OKC Bombing and Columbine in college, and 9/11 after just beginning my career. And to the guy that watched the OJ trial in the 3rd grade: What was wrong with your teachers? And also, fuck off. No one likes 17 year olds.

Nothing to do with any of this, and I've probably missed a lot of the discussion, but how great was that game? Can you believe they are ACC Champs? No fucking inkling the season would turn out this way. And no idea Marshall would turn out to be this good. He could become be one of the best Heels ever. Never seen…

Tears in Heaven? Of course, I pretend its about my late kitty Sir Patches McWhiskers. But I could do pull ups for days crying over that handsome bastard, so it may not be the best example.

If you have her card, I would call and ask for the report number. If she actually gives you one, then go to your local precinct and try to get a copy of the report. They should be public record, but will probably be redacted, and will cost a few bucks. That should tell you more, and at least tell you if it really…

You were at the game?

Watching SNL and never really got the Miley thing. Well, NO MORE. Her as Lindsay and/or Fergie was quite...something. And I mean that in an I-wish-she-was-my-little-sister-so-I-could-teach-her-the-ways-of-the-world sort of way. Don't be weird freaks.

Never mind. It seems tags don't work quite the same. Or rum is killing my brain. Time will tell.

That's pretty good.

Me too as well, redundantly. And if it's just cause, then her ya go:

Too self aware. Not as crazy as imagined? Hopefully an 8 ball will be delivered soon.

Sheen's Corner live stream is now.

The freshman Marshall (freshman) is a GOD among men. And he's a freshman.

You were there? That's fucking awesome. And I forgot all about the Wear twins, those douches. I was busy laughing at the back up point guard whose name I have purposely forgotten that left in the middle of the season. What a cunt. Marshall's 16 assists the next game was just perfect. And I can't believe they…

That game was incredible. Makes me miss Tyler's autistic ass. Can't believe ESPN showed a highlight from it during this game. And how bout Barnes, that TIGER BLOODED WARLOCK.

I spend my off time drinking Mt. Gay and watching The League. If you're barley a NFL fan you'll love it. If you've played fantasy football once, its the best show on TV. Good luck man, you'll land on your feet shortly.

I'm going with Groundhog's Day. That much cocaine could keep his brain alive for a few weeks after heart failure I'm guessing.

Very good point. Retracting the 2 week notice.

Sheen on Twitter=greatest thing ever.