This I enjoyed.

Having a movie postponed due to cleavage makes her the greatest woman ever.

Well I can't tell if its working or not, but I promoted this as well. See also, "Show me your genitals."

I tried to promote the pedophile beards, but didn't have the option I guess. Thought that was fixed. Saw the notifications were back though. Whatevs. GO HEELS.

Well, if you're gonna post some Jon, you gots to include this. "My parents are really nice people, motherfucker." And The League is my favorite show. (Is the video fucking up or is it just my computer?)

So he got naked to get everyone's attention, big deal. I have the same problem with my local PTA. It's cookies then nap time morons.

I would give up my first born to hang out with these two. And giving them up before they're actually born doesn't count. I checked.

Message sent.

@NoirJuggling: Oh that was beautiful. Gracias.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: It's in the oven lady, damn! By the way, headed to Colorado this weekend and need some tips. Messaging working?

@UweBollocks: Quit frontin liar. (Awesome, by the way)

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: I knew it! That guy/girl/hobo killer has always had a thing for the PT.

Hello friends, and also UweBollocks. Been gone for about 2 weeks, for the most part. Anything good happen? I see I no longer have to expand replies, which makes my incredibly lazy heart purr. Any new terrible commenting schticks get approved? Any new hot lady commenters? Phintastic piss anybody off? Have any of…

Goddamnit. A bit late , but one of my best friends writes for Pitchfork so I always feel I have to take up for them. But this is their best song of 2010? Are you fucking kidding me? So obvious they went out of their way to find something a tad obscure to be the hip site. Die in a fire all of you (except my…

Congrats and good luck.

Big deal. Just have the tree bang his mom before he dies so the lineage stays pure. Who cares if the spawns can only grow to 3'7" and their limbs only last 48 hours. Tradition is tradition.

Weird, I can comment there, but things are a little screwy sometimes. uk.deadspin.com also works.

@UweBollocks: Weird. For the first time in years, I've been spurning rock for new rap, and this is exactly what I've been looking for. Getting old? Maybe, but tired of the same old shit. Good stuff. Gracias.

@Same Sad Echo: Where are you at? His website is fucking way behind. Saw him in Atlanta in December and it doesn't even show that (showing last date is Sept 2010). Did see somewhere else he'll be in NYC and New Jersey in the coming months.

@Same Sad Echo: Yeah 13 episodes this season, with 13 slated for next year.