@Same Sad Echo: Funniest man ever. Catch his stand-up tour this year?

NO BIEBER???!!?? MY 4 YEAR OLD NIECE TOLD ME WHAT WAS POPULAR MUSIC!!??@!! Fuck the grammies.

Awesome. Good luck.

If by that you mean getting drunk way too early and yelling at Ken Jennings for being slower than Watson, that IBM Supercomputer-eventual killing machine, then yes. What a lovely holiday.

Don't listen to em Barry. You're doing the Lord's work here. Stupid A.J.

@NoirJuggling: Thank you very much. I didn't really get all of that, but I'm an idiot. I'm just going to pretend you said, "Sometimes, the interwebs act kooky," and go back to eating pine cones.

@YourCommentsSuck: I care dipshit, that's why I asked.

@NoirJuggling: Alright, I just woke up and your link sent me to the old DS and everything looks fine (except DUAN's still missing). I know shit about the internets, so how this be?

Nothing that I can see. And apparently, when a non-starred commenter gets promoted or replies to a thread that has a starred commenter, they show a clear star, which you have right now. I toggled it, anything happen?

Just got here and trying to see how everything goes. Plus I toggled your star. Felt good didn't it?

@blueghost: Hey, you're one of the first Jezzie's I've ever hearted, so you're doing okay in my book. A starred Deadspin asshole's book, which means you're quite special.

@blueghost: GAH! Better than the Yankees I guess.

@blueghost: As long as you're a Jason Heyward fan, I approve.

@blueghost: Nice workin with you lady.

@blueghost: Jalopnik just posted it. Very nice.

@Sun Girl: "I think I'm gonna stick to Deadspins"

There is a Jesus?

@blueghost: Pretty sure I've missed every commercial so far. Maybe I should try and make these rum & cokes last longer than 4 plays.

@StuckBetweenStations: Damn, sucks I missed that one, but him just on Letterman was awesome. Had him on for the whole show I believe. You're right, rare when you see someone that is truly genuine, and that guy is the real deal.

Salvatore Giunta. That guy is a fucking badass. And a humble badass, as seen on Letterman.