@Same Sad Echo: They switched to this, which seems to still be working.

@Gary Oakland Athletics: I believe FAILBOT is the real deal, just been on a robovag tear (I'm guessing) since his mistress, who was apparently not official, was summarily executed after coming down with a case of the crazies.

@Hecuba and a Polo: Wow. That was awesome. Now I want them to live happily ever after. Thanks for that.

@Hecuba and a Polo: I'm old, so Cobain killing himself while I was on spring break in high school blew. And I love Mr. White.

@NoirJuggling: That sounds like they would deal with the same stuff, but they have to give us cause for firing after one year, I believe. I'm in law enforcement, and we have other weird exceptions. Like we have to work 48 hours before we start getting time and a half.

@sweatingmullets: I made a Myspace account years ago and declined all my friends requests to acknowledge them on there just to be a dick, because I thought it was funny. I was quite hip til I became friends with my 3rd grade best friend's mom on Facebook.

@Same Sad Echo: Apparently there is already case law that says this is okay for my profession. I haven't looked it up yet, but was told this by a guy that updates our policy manuals. He doesn't write them, so no reason not to believe him. Getting drunker and angrier, so now starting to Google.

@chicken flava: Yeah, no one I work with knows about Prick Top, and I don't say shit about it on Facebook so I'm not really worried about this place. I'm pissed because I went out of my way to not even have work friends as friends on Facebook, so I could have something completely independent of my job.

@I Like Cheap Beer: No it means we have to show it to them if they tell us to. We don't have to provide our passwords, but do have to show our page or whatever.

Bullshit DUAN:

@Lionel Osbourne: Nice.

@Cyrus_the_virus: Even though I'm from the GA, you're a genius. Except for #4, which I don't understand. But I'm too drunk to google, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: Yeah I know. I can only see this site after dark (stupid job), so there are probably a lot more women here that I don't know about, but you make me laugh.

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: Hey, I mentioned you earlier when I said lady commenters. You're only one of two that I know, and the only one I've hearted, so... But my Colorado friend mentioned it was 60 last week and minus 6 today. And he wondered why this Georgia boy wasn't going to visit til August. It was 45 here…

@Cyrus_the_virus: It was a good win. Barnes is coming on strong. Been bitching about them all season and they're now 6-1 in the conference. Weird season, even more than last year. How the fuck did they lose to Tech, that lost to Kennesaw State?

@Cyrus_the_virus: I'll agree with PolkPanther about Sheed's Bald Spot for the Brazil ass. And I'm a huge UNC fan, so Wallace is the fucking man. He pointed at me once!!! Also:

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: That's funny as hell. +1

@Phintastic: And you'll never learn what to do about all those that choose to un-follow you. What a pity.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: And you don't have to worry about Charlie Sheen being such a fucking degenerate and missing out on CBS, Two and a Half Men will be right back after these messages.

@Phintastic: No PM's? How will you and I survive without being able to talk about...Goddamnit!