@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Hancock should be coming on in the next 5, 10, 15 minutes or so.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Goddamn that's good.

@EntaDaStage: No, they're lumping him in here because he makes Satan blow him every time one of his scrappy guards gets called for a charge. Granted, it only happens about once every 12 years, but nobody likes a rapist.

@Mrs. Mark Sanchez: Your link didn't work. Was it to the helicopter story or semi-NSFW Daulerio pics? I only care about one of those.

@SavetoFavorites: I liked him best, just my opinion. But you're right, Connery's accent was spot-on.

@PolkPanther: Yeah, I don't like it either, but that could be because of the "change sucks!' mentality that I certainly subscribe to. But you're right, this layout is better. And originally the comment section did look bad, but I figured they would make it better before launch, which it seems they are working…

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Just think its probably a site problem. Have Chrome and when I refreshed it earlier it would show zero comments for the last few posts, but then it came back to normal.

@IronMikeGallego: No, do not feel strange. Baldwin IS Jack Ryan as far as I'm concerned. That one reigned supreme over all Ford and Affleck adaptations.

@The commenter formerly known as Murray Hewitt: De-hearted you bastard!

@UweBollocks: ScientificMapp is absolutely correct. 33 was mine (last year), and it had become a huge burden. You eventually get tired of not being able to function until after 10:30 AM. Took a while to register but, growing old blows balls.

@DrJamesAndrews: Adding JLP to the mix, the greatest Captain in the history of Captain's, gets you a +1.

Anybody else excited about, and see the trailer for Falling Skies? Nerd boner: Activated.

@Gamboa Constrictor: +2.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: That guy and his name are fucking awesome. And with Phil, Bubba, Hunter, Dustin and Kim all in the mix, well it gave me a golf boner. So glad its back. Now it needs to warm the hell up so I can get back to almost killing slow playing 80 year old honkies.

@Lionel Osbourne: That was a beautiful last five minutes, glad I switched over. Especially that block on Nolan, I believe it was.

Well that episode of SNL settles it. Minaj is a beast. And the love of my life.

@Lionel Osbourne: Yep. Okay so far. Zuckerberg looked like he might shit himself. And waiting on Ms. Minaj. She is my muse.

@Bobby V Mustache Ride: The radar number is there so you can contest it. You can go to court and see if the cop was up on his certifications. There's also a chance he doesn't show up and it'll be dropped. Not a great chance, but a better chance than just paying it outright. And who the fuck gives a ticket for 5…

@BarbarobicsInstructor: Sandra Bullock. I want to kick a puppy every time I see her.

@vodkanaut: Lifetime. Great guy-wait, somethings not right-abuse!-crying-no, not gonna take it-revenge!-everything's gonna be okay-repeat.